Bear Hunting In Alaska

Discussion in 'Big Game' started by luvtohunt.com, Jan 17, 2005.

  1. luvtohunt.com

    luvtohunt.com Guest

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    On a tour of Alaska, the pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains for some sight seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A totally helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, and a "Save the Whales" Tee-shirt, with a tree hugger Hat, was struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly. As the pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding semiconscious Democrat from the bear. Then using long clubs, the three loggers beat the bear to death and hauled it to their truck. Immediately the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between loggers and environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that?" "It was the Pope," another replied, "he's in direct contact with God and has access to all God's wisdom." "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all God's wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting..... By the way, is the bait holding up okay, or do we need to go back to town and grab another one?"


    Kelsey
    www.luvtohunt.com
     
  2. 8pointduck

    8pointduck Super Member

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    :shock: :lol: :shock:
     

  3. wudjalike2no

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    ive heard that one only it was kerry for bait and GWB and cheney were shark fishing
     
  4. luvtohunt.com

    luvtohunt.com Guest

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    I feel sorry for the shark.
     
  5. Drop-Shot

    Drop-Shot Super Member

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    Great story Kelsey,Keepem coming.Drop-Shot
     
  6. Drop-Shot

    Drop-Shot Super Member

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    Kelsey the only thing about the republicans is the Social Security act may adversely affect my disability payments,they arn't much but I need them.I want president bush to do well but I hope the Social Security stays the same for those that are really disabled.Mabe more crack down on those that cheat the system.The democrats are against republicans but don't have a plan to fix the system.It seems along the way some one took money from social security a long time ago to use for other things.All the money that has been payed in is not there,only some of it,and it's going fast.I don't know the answers .But I do know who is on our side and if hurts my disability position,I still pull for Bush.Drop-Shot
     
  7. Actually I think the Pope was a sportsman when he was younger.